Happy 44th birthday Jennifer Aniston!
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There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
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"One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life."
— John Green (via hardcore)
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(via fireiny0urheart)
- 7th Grade me: I will never smoke weed in my life
- 10th grade me: Bruh
hey maybe if u dont want to be labeled as a sex offender how about u dont fucking rape people
(via mushroombeast)
